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when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.
Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."
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Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.
Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.
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An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.
Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.
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When you insert your pair of balls into a sandwich (preferably without meat ) and your partner eats it
Jessica:man I'm so hungry I could eat anything
Tommy: you want a boffa sandwich?
Jessica: yeah!
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Your hands, used to hold a burger.
Get your sandwich clamps off that!
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When a guy shits in a girls cooch, fucks it, and then eats it out afterwards.
Damn! I want to Brazilian Sandwich Aubrey Mallory!
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A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
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