stick season

In New England, it is often described as when the trees lose their leaves in the fall and all look like big sticks; but more accurately, stick season is in the spring when the snow has melted and a bunch of sticks are on the ground, making perfect firewood everywhere. It's like being a fat kid in a candy shop, but with kindling.

Its stick season man, let's go to Leddy and make a fire on the beach

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season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

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Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...

Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently

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Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

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boo season

Boo season is the time between October 3rd-November 7th. You need to boo somebody up in between that time.

“I hope Richard boo’s me up, since it’s boo season.”
“shut up hoe he mine.”

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Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!

Yo you got your drip for flexing season

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Allergy Season

The period of time someone labels when they are probably sick but don't want anyone to know.

Tyler at work was coughing and sneezing. We noticed he didn't look so good but when we asked him if he was getting sick he claimed it was "allergy season" and that it was just allergies. We all knew he was lying.

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