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i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning
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When you mix your cum with lighter fluid and you set it on people’s doorsteps, almost like lighting a bag of shit on fire
Yoo bro wanna go Lighter Semen that Karen’s house across the street?
Hell yea man, let’s go do it
Freshly fallen snow in the road that slicks the surface, making driving more difficult than usual.
Holy shit we just lost control of the car for a second around that turn.
Yeah dude, the roads covered in street semen.
The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…
The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…
a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy