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When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.
My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pullin an orange shark.
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The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
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Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.
4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"
Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"
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Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.
Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.
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it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth
"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"
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They say the eyes are a window into the soul , someone with shark eyes is someone who has that vacant glare of danger in there eyes , where there not totally all there and there emotions and anger appear in there eyes , people with shark eyes are best avoided .. Ive seen many people in my life with that look in there eyes and there left alone.
Mike Tyson had shark eyes ... you can see the violence in his eyes .. people seen as violent or crazy tend to have shark eyes
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"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.
"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.
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