Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

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Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

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Booty shorts

Really short shorts that show some ass while also being tight

Man that girl can rock those booty shorts

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short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

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young shorts

shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.

Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.

***David is wearing young shorts***

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basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

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Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

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