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1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
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If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.
Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.
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a man who has the name sachin who does simp-ish things
guy: man sachin is such a simp
guy 2: yea i know
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A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.
These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.
These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.
Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros
S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!
Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
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A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks
Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again
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A guy who blows up your phone calls you cute or pretty constantly and is extremely annoying just for a girl who he's talked to for a few days or isn't even dating. This does not mean it if you are dating someone and do this ur a simp. Also he leaves the boys for the girls
Hey pretty girl how are you today I miss you soooo much omg please text me I'm off ps4 just to call you and the boys and I were in the middle of a shoot off in fornite because I'm a simp for you
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