skinny privilege

The condition where someone can eat as much as humanly possible and not exercise and still end up having the nicest figure. They tend to complain about about how they lose weight after eating too much and post too many beach pics.

"Did you see Ava's bikini post? I never seen her work out and she has a six pack!"

"Ugh, no. She was just blessed with skinny privilege."

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Colored Skinny Jeans

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.

Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!

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Skinny Legend (Andy)

A word used to describe Andy, and only Andy.

Look there's Skinny Legend (Andy)!

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skinny anorexic bitch

a model who starves herself because she is under the illusion that a thin body is seductive and appealing. The lowered blood sugar in her body makes her a miserable person to be around.

I fell in love with Merina Vo but when I met her in person she turned out to be a skinny anorexic bitch.

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Black skinny jeans

Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.

Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.

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Skinny Eater on the Telephone

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

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skinny-hand-falaris

Spawned by comedy of the early 1950s, a skinny-hand-falaris is double talk for any object which one clearly does not wish to define in any possible manner.

ie: Where is that skinny-hand-falaris? It is over there, hanging on the rosensaw.

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