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After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.
Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!
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The act of scooching your ass on the carpet while in the midst of a deep sleep.
Dammit Fred, were you sleep doggin' again last night?
There's shit stains on the dining room floor did you sleep dog it last night?
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The intentional, or unintentional deficit of sleep due to various circumstances.
Side effects include; drowsiness, an excitable / giggly demeanor, chapped lips, muscle cramps from basic movement, delusion, diarrhea, irregularity in appetite, becoming more visuospatial (extra-gangster as another definition put it), impatience (which can lead you to be more critical of smaller details as another definition expresses), loss of water in face - which can make some more prone to blemishes, palour, dark circles under eyes, psychotic breaks, grandiose entrepreneurial ideas, fainting, brushes of genius, undergoing a series of events similar to that of Fight Club, headaches, weight loss, general feelings of uncertainty, increased sensitivity to audio and visual stimulation, impairing of short-term memory, tip-of-the-tongue sensation, poor blood circulation... the list can go on.
I love to promote sleep deprivation and make beats on my laptop. The whole thing is kind of a grab-bag though and you're going to get just as many negative effects as positive. Diarrhea is always a guarantee for me, personally.
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A girl (or guy, but usually not) who sleeps around... but doesn't fuck. She will lure her friends and acquaintances into bed to snuggle and keep her warm, but rejects advances that would lead to more entertaining activities. Sleep sluts never realize they are jerking people around, they assume their blueballed partners are just as happy with this arrangement as they are.
Megan is a terrible sleep slut. She got John, Tim, and Mike in bed twice each, and hasn't messed around with any of them!
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(Verb) To get all the rest one needs. Implies sleeping late rather than going to bed early.
"I'll let you sleep up in the morning; I know you have a long drive ahead of you."
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A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.
That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.
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When a girl is asleep and the guy comes to sneak to her house. The guy fucks her in her sleep inwhich the girl feels absolutely nothing because she believes it's all a dream.
"Mahn where we're you last night?"
"oo i was sleep fuckin this girl. best night ever!"
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