Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Sophia Penaflor
Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.
me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
A term referring to the amount of people a person has had sexual intercourse with
“Yo man how many girls you got on your slice list”
“34. What about you?”
Another word for vagina
"Give me a piece of that finely sliced French bread"