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Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.
Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?
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Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.
Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!
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when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.
chris: man i gave myself a sloppy oscar.
arne: dude i hear they hurt.
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To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.
She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.
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When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.
Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.
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When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit
"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"
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When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure
Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!
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