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Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music

What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism

by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022


Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 14, 2021


the spanish pelican

Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.

After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.

by El Pelicano December 8, 2016


Spanish Wigga

A Spanish Wigga is a first or second-generation Hispanic who has limited knowledge of Spanish and their culture and is more socially in tune with Anglo-Saxons and Wiggas. They tend to show more interest in black artists and culture than in their own. To compensate for their lack of connection with their culture, they may try too hard to be Hispanic which can be evidenced by their online posting of Spanish music or food online. Many Hispanic Wiggas also participate in self-deprecating humor, mocking their own lack of knowledge about their culture and people.

Alfredo: Yo Blood, where you at?

Steven: Wassup man, I'm over on Lassen. Let's go smoke this joint real quick, bruh. This shit gonna shmack.

Alfredo: Alright, Blood. Let's head over to Sylmar.

Steven: Bet, bet. Then we can just chill and watch insert Netflix anime here.

Eduardo: Disculpe, ¿puede darnos indicaciones para llegar a Nordhoff?

Steven: (in an American accent) Uh, si, if you just keep direcho down Sepulveda.

Eduardo: ¿No hablas español, hijo ?

Steven: My bad, homie. They never taught me. I'm a Spanish wigga I only like black people and white people culture and do not have any idea why my last name is not american.

David: It's all good, Blood. I've picked up some wigger English from hanging with y'all. So where do I need to go?

Steven: Damn, homie. You should've just said that. You gotta take the whole street of Sepulveda and you'll be there.

by The Iranian Stallion March 7, 2023


Spanish warehouse

Taking the Dutch oven a step further. 3 or more people releasing gas on someone/person in a medium size space, such as a car, tent, closet or other confined space.

This place is turning into a Spanish warehouse. Brian, Carlos, and Trent won't stop this fart contest and the window lock is on.

by PeaTearGriffindoor July 6, 2022


Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020


Spanish Spanking

The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.

Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.

by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022