Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?
Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.
Boris: What a sponge-bag !
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
Soft toes that soak up liquid.
Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.
From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
When you bath with a bunch of spunges
My sponge bath was sticky