It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.
“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?
Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.
Boris: What a sponge-bag !
A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!