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Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.
Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”
“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.
squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow
Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!
A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
Modeling in Europe with thousands of Asian models
I’m squid gaming in Milan and Paris mainly about 2 years and I guess I’m not gonna make it probably.
when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"