Electric squirrel

A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.

I was so mad at my brother that I called him an electric squirrel.

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Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.

Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!

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rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

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squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

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data squirrel

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.

Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.

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swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

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hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

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