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the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
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A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!
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Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
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when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.
-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.
-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
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The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.
"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."
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When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!
"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"
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n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).
No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.
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