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Something that does NOT come out with just shampoo. Very sticky, irritating, but not flammable
Hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!
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When a girl is on her period and bleeds through her clothes
Eugh look at her white pants she's got a jam stain!
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To have sexy time in the back of your friends car with your girlfriend while they aren't there or are driving it and leaving your "splooge" on there seats where it can't be washed off.
Greg silver stained Zachs car while having sex with his bitch.
Alex says "Greg you better not silver stain back there".
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when something excites a guy to the point where he creams his jeans right on the spot
when lucy took off her top i cracked a phat stain
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The secreted white goo left on a woman's underwear upon evaporation of her puss-juice. Normally of a mega stinky nature, it ripens over time like a fine wine.
"Hey Pete, did you see that gusset stain on my old ladies bloomers?"
"I sure did Clemence, an man was it stinky"
"Woo-hooey, hyuck hyuck hyuck"
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Where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch... it shows just how successful you are.
GUY 1: Damn I'm so hammered I just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
GUY 2: Don't worry about it man, it's just a success stain!
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It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
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