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Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.
(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!
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A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.
Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)
"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."
When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc
(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)
Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!
The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.