turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.

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ink stick

slang term for a pen. used in the US Marine Corps

SSgt: You will write your name with your ink stick!
Pfc: Sir! I forgot my name Sir!

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Stick Stalker

The opposite of a Chubby Chaser. Someone who loves those really skinny chicks.

That girl walks around the room slicing people open with her exposed ribs. Milt thinks she's hot. He's a Stick Stalker.

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red stick

another name for Baton Rouge, LA. Baton Rouge is the french translation of Red Stick. also called 'the stick'

I am from the Red Stick.... home of the LSU Tigers!!!!!!

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Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

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stick up

an armed robbery in which a gun is used to threaten people

A man with a gun tried to stick up my mother when I was a child.

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death sticks

cigarettes,smokes,the leading cause of death in america

1.MMM gotta love them death sticks.
2.MMM the taste of slowly killing me!

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