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When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
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When cool story bro became massively overused people find a way to make it less cliche.
A: Me and my wife have been married for 5 years.... blah blah crap.
B: Cool story bro.
C: ^^ You're really cheesy, just say cool story.
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Just a sex story :)
I was at my boyfriends house, we were having dinner with his parents. I finish and the parents leave by then it’s 8:00 pm. He then says “I’m going to my room love u baby” I then clean the dishes from dinner. Later on I come into the room to see him on his phone looking at girls asses. I then say to him “ what are u doing u have me right here come and fuck me!!” He then gets up and removes his shirt.. I slowly remove my shirt too i turn around and he takes off my bra.. MY HUGE TITS ARE REVEALED !! He says “ holy shit their huge” I say “I know”. He then takes off his boxers and I slowly take off my skirt..He says “it’s 8 inch, is that ok?” I say “it’s perfect” we go on the bed and I start sucking his dick for like 3 minutes. after he whispers “let’s switch..” I let him take my red lacy panties. He sticks his ROCK hard dick in and I moan gently he starts going faster and FASTER!! i scream “IM GOING TO CUM!!” He then goes even faster and faster this goes on for 5 minutes.. he then takes it out slowly I moan “daddy..” he then moans quietly. I turn around and he starts playing with my pussy with his hand/finger. I moan again. It’s 2:32 am by then.. I fall asleep with him in bed naked with my cum all over the sheets I lay in his arms feeling protected as he looks at me and smile and says “ I love u” I say it back.
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one day in a far away land a big cock met a small pussy on a farm and became bffs. They would jerk around all the time in the grass until one day they became really serious and the big cock got stuck in the pussy. They had to go to the horses and the horse stuck his big cock also in the pussy.
#ilovedickandpussy sex story
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An OD story is a totally pointless, heart-wrenching, anger- quenching story spoken in a monotonous tone which has no excitement or point to telling it. It usually results in the person hearing it to want to stick their phone down their throat or cry from boredum! It can also make you want to Overdose and the person telling you this story is an OD!
An OD Story, an OD tells you- One time i was walking down the street with my granda, and he had a penny stuck to his head. So, i told him, "granda you have a penny stuck to your head." and he said " dont be silly son" then we kept walking.
You- Aww man i just got OD'd!
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What someone says before starting a long story to warn people if they're disinterested
Graham: Oh, it's a long story.
Juan: I don't need to hear it.
Graham: Okay, understandable.
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Someone who is sweet and precious and has a great attitude about everything. Someone who is loveable and funny. Most of all, someone who does work.
Awww, that girl is so sweet! Look at her do work! She's such a Katie Storie.
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