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When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.
Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
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To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time
Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss
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Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.
"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"
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A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
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An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
Male Drinker #1: TEAM PISS!!!
Male Drinker #2: Thank god, I've been holding it in. TEAM PISS!!!
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An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.
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raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you
"im not going out its pissing down"
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