Greek-Saladdins

When your girl is licking your hairy asshole then she shoves a magic carpet down your desert hole

Hey babe let's stay in tonight and partake in greek-saladdins, it seems intriguing and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom.

Green Greek Giant

A tall Greek fuck who is lighting a joint after finishing one.

Hey Green Greek Giant, I am way to high. Don't light up another joint!

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

Greek Gyro

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.

Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.

toss the greek

To eat a girl out

I was with a girl last night and she let me toss the Greek.

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

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Archetypal Greek Hero

A man that enters into the activities of ancient manhood — war, plunder, adventure — with a happy heart. They are defined by their physical courage and prowess as a warrior, and are idealised for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

Achilles: the archetypal Greek hero.