Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

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retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

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terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

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Retard rap

A sub-genre of rap usually characterized by overly repetitive song structure, unintelligible lyrics, obnoxious melodies, and excessive posturing and label-flashing by the artist.

A classic example of this would be "Crank That" by Soulja Boy.

Nick: Could you distinguish a single English word in the song we just heard?
Mike: Hell no, but what can you expect? It's retard rap.

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Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

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Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

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