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a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
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A person who over-uses the social site 'tagged' to find boy friends/girl friends that are at ridiculous distances to have any sort of decent relationships because they cannon get a relationship where they live.
Derrick: hey, bob, you heard about Diana?
Bob: nope, what's the story?
Derrick: She's a real tagged slag!, she's NEVER had a b.f round here!
Bob: What a looser
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Two or more men touch each other with their pp and whoever gets tagged is it.
Wanna play PP Tag at recess?
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When your mobile (cell) phone is abused by your significant other to ask the four mobile questions:
1. Where are you?
2. Who are you with?
3. What are you doing?
4. When will you be coming home?
Oh-oh I gotta reject this call, it's my electronic tagging.
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When one of your facebook friends loads up your wall with multiple updates and other postings (similar to a brick wall getting tagged with graffeti).
"My whole page got facebook tagged with Joe's constant status updates and whatever games he has been playing. He is such a graffeti artist."
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Any personal belonging, behavior or fulfilled stereotype that marks someone as a douche.
"Don't stare directly at the fauxhawk"
"Yeah, what a total douche tag"
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n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"
"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."
"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
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