Brass Taxes

Having sex aka getting pussy

"Man, I can't wait to get down to brass taxes with that bitch."

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council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

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Black tax

A bill passed by Joe Biden on black history month for those who are not black to give a black person a 1 a day throughout black history month.

Where’s my black tax at I’m black you owe me

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FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

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takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

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Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

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Leo tax

Hourly taxes put in place to finance the boardroom of The Leo.

If I don't pay my Leo tax, I'll get fired.

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