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To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.
Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!
Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!
If you break this i will tear you a new one!
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she came to my house,got into m bed and i tore up that pussy...you kno i tear the pussy up
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The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.
"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."
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Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.
When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
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The little drop of pre cum you get on the tip or your member when a girl gets you going but doesnt finish you off.
I was in the back room getting a mean handy from Alex when someone almost walked in. Obviously she wasn't down to finish me off so when I went to go pee, I saw a phoenix tear on my tip.
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