Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro)

Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) is a d.i.y. owned label runned by anthony herrera from stockton cal Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) owner rejects the thought of mainstream music and all it offers and only releases bands that have a good sound and that he belives deserve to be produced on vinyl Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) owner anthony herrera has been known to belittle certain venues and labels that he strongly belives that are feeding off the true underground scene
some of the released meterial that has been released on Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) sunnyvales 2 piece drum and base trio godstomper LAST okayama japans finest thrash core band CRUCIAL SECTION also from japan STRAINS OF THE APOCALYPSE from oakland california Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro) ANTHONY HERRERA quotes im doing this for the love of the bands and there music if i dont do it it will never be hered and if i dont do it soemone else will i dont see myself slowing down at all for awhile im going to keep on dropping wax bands deserve it

Must!Play!Fast! recs (distro)anthony herrera says fuck you and your mainstream counterculture

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lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

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eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

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Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.

Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

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1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby

"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"

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