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comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho April 28, 2018


colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.

In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.

by QuacksO June 4, 2021


The Catto Of Truth

Literally the biggest dickhead to walk the earth. He will do your mum and then your friends. He may be funny but he is an absolute dickhead

The Catto Of Truth is the worst influence and he doesnt even take his dog for walks

by The Catto Of Gatto February 18, 2022


Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024


Truth Yellow

what's gon happen to yo teef, ya nasty boy

Person 1: She don't brush.
Person 2: You sayin she got dat troof yellow
Person 1: No, this is so important to address that I am going to be grammatically correct. She has a case of the truth yellow.

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019


truthative

When someone responds to you with negative but you know you’re right you can respond with “truthative”

J: Your hot
R: negative
J: Truthative

by Someone12395 January 22, 2018


Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024