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When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings
"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"
A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.
A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life
“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”
“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?
Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.
“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette”
“No bro, I’m not gay.”
The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds
Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”
Tyrone: “What the hell?”
When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.
"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."
While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.