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the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie January 28, 2006


Bastard Brain

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.

Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."

by IIm not gay kay? May 9, 2020


Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023


Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020


Pig Bastard

A police officer

Fucking pig bastard

by puumbaz May 27, 2019


Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.

Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"

by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010


italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017