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The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:
1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.
Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.
"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."
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A type of joint or spliff rolled using the backroll method, but finished off by using a lighter to burn off the excess paper, rather than ripping or cutting.
A proper urning backflip (otherwise known as an ultimate burning backflip) can only be performed if the excess paper is lit near to the roach, then held pointing upwards, so that the paper burns upwards, like a wick on a stick of dynamite, all the way up to the end (which should have been loosely twisted). at this point if your timing is perfect, you can twist the joint, point it downwards and begin to toke on it. if you have done it just right you will be able to spark the spliff from the original fire caused by the burning off paper.
you can see that then name burning back flip comes from 1) the backroll and 2) the motions the joint makes as you light/toke it. not only does this look cool but it is also a nicer smoke, as you have removed excess paper that you would have been inhaling
me: "i just busted the ultimate burning backflip man! all that practice paid off!"
dude: "gnarly bro! you must be a professional stoner!"
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A band that had Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely in it from The Midnight Beast. They played what most consider rock music, but also played slower songs. This band is long broken up, but you can still find some of their music on youtube. They didn't make it far, but if you wish to see newer bands by some of the band members you can listen to The Midnight Beast or Chapters. Their name also is a joke about Icarus from greek mythology. Icarus's father made him fake wings and he flew too close to the sun and burned up.
1. OMG Icarus Burning is an amazing band, don't you think?!
2. Did you know Stefan from Icarus Burning was from several other bands? Such as, The Clik Clik, The Midnight Beast, Chapters, and Perfect People?
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When someone you have a fight with/break up with blocks and unfriends you on facebook
Mike: Dude I looked up my ex on facebook and she unfriended me and blocked me..
Steve: Mike you got facebook burned
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Going for a drive in a vehicle with the intent of smoking marijuana on that drive.
Andrew and Michael climbed into the truck, lit up a joint, and went for a burn turn.
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Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.
-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple
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An environment that burns its occupants with short and fast pressures:
1. Cranking shit out
2. If you cant cut it at work you get fired and replaced... Your ass gets turned over
'but if i could stick it out here i could probably start making 6 figures in a year so i duno, we'll see'
'yeah, that's serious wedge'
'Fo chou but it's churn and burn tho, no real brand loyalty'
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