When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
Noun
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female.
John: Damn son that chick is hot.
Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patch dimples
When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).
I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.
Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.
The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere
Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasnโt born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.
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When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.
Linda: What did you say
xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
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