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Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta

the first and the best female white rapper to come out of jersey
aka Carlo the Gangsta

ayoo, did yo hear bout tha gurl C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta? she's mad good!

by c.t.g. December 24, 2006

6πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity

The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.

This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.

by DoofPoof March 21, 2022


Juan Jose de Carlos

A really fucking racsist way to define all men in Mexico, Peurto Rico, Brazil, and California.

Look at all those Juan Jose de Carlos' over that there wall, Bob!

by WhoseDat??? January 16, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!

carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."

by John Hyler January 11, 2008

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch

β€œidk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.

β€œAYO Carlos being a whole ass fucking bitch rn”

by Galabitch June 19, 2021


Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.

"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

by Henry III May 27, 2014