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A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
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1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
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When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.
John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.
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Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.
The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...
I like it when the red water comes out...
That fish smells about done.
-Salad Fingers
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The feeling of having left over bubble soap on you finger after reaching your finger in to get the bubble wand.
Dude you should have never stuck your finger in there to get the wand now you have bubble fingers.
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When someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have OCD.This person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.
I should have known better than to leave my collection of glass figurines on the table because Fingers McGee will have to pick up or touch every damned one of them!!!
I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!
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Insert two or more fingers into the crotch area of your (possibly male) girlfriend to confirm her gender. Feel for testicles and/or a penis.
ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.
Bob: My girlfriend looks like a man.
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!
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