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The most gorgeous wonderful person you'll ever meet in your life someone you will just want to be around can't help it can't stop it and don't know why.
Why don't you just go find yourself a Kimberly beever flowers
When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot
- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes
Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall
Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees
Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"
"Kissing the Brown Flower" is the sexual act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss in the ass-hole of your partner, and then "eating out "and/or "tongue darting" the melted Hershey's chocolate as it drips out of the anus.
John shoved a Hershey's Kiss up Heather's asshole with his thumb, and then totally started kissing the brown flower.
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A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.
These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..
The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?
Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
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