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The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”
“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.
The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.
The Greek Gods
FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.
FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...
Your best pick up line using Greek food and drink.
Greek flirting - So when are we going over to yours to make souvlaki and make it ouzo
A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.
Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
A surname that is longer that 8 letters long.
Friend: What's your greek surname?
Greek guy: Margalonoutofanoukopoulos
Friend: Wait what the f-