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Child porn.
Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...
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When a man spreads a woman's pussy and takes a wet shits inside of her. After he pisses in her pussy, finally he has sex with her until he cums inside of her (this mixes all the juices). next the woman sucks his dick clean.
Snooki: How was I conceived?
Snookis mom: Well, i once went to jersey had tried jersey jambalaya!
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Encountering fecal matter during anal sex typically resulting in discontinuing the act.
(a) There's been a terrible accident!
(b) Oh shit! What happened?
(a) Exactly! Tom ran into a Jersey Barrier. He was fuckin' Katie in the ass and she frosted his dick!
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Cutting across 2-4 to make an exit, a new Jersey only thing
1. "I had to Jersey slide across the parkway to make my exit"
2. "That asshole almost Jersey slid me off the road"
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basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
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a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.
guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
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When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)
ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog
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