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"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.
The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
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The act of murdering your own daughter to preserve the honor of your islamic family. Often these murders are commited because the girl has been raped, or due to the child being considered a rebel in her behavior or choice of apparel, and are usually carried out by the father or brother of the victim. Like many other middle eastern traditions its main goal is to teach women that if they are not covered up and silent they are a piece of meat waiting to be raped, and if they are raped, it's their own fault.
Middle Eastern Family-
*girl crying* - ''Father, a man raped me today''
Father - ''Sharpen the machete son, we're Honor killing your sister tonight!''
American Family-
*girl crying*- ''Father, a man raped me today''
Father - ''Get me my shotgun, son, we're gonna get this scumbag so he cant do it again''
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The act or state of giving a woman multiple orgasms and/or fucking her until her vagina is throbbing red
Hey man, last night when I went over to my girlfriend's house I killed the cat.
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If someone says "Crack Kills," it means you're mooning them and they'd appreciate it if you'd pull your pants up.
Mike:Brad.
Brad:What?
Mike:Crack Kills!
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"cut power tothe lights by positioning the switch into the off position"
kill the lights, I don't want anyone to see me fuck this passed out jail bait.
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"You Killed It" means the joke isn't funny.
gabby- "yo mama is so dumb when she went to the airport it said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went back home.
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"
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a partner in killing... like a partner in crime, but only if the crime involves killing people/murder.
Murderer: Will you be my killing partner?
Person: Sure. Whos our first victim?
Murderer: The old dude down the street
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