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An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...
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Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
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A game that many people hated because of a character dying. I enjoyed the game tho
Person 1: Man I hate the last of us 2 because they killed that one guy
Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
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Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.
Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!
Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!
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it is basically the undertale sans fight but 10000 times more hell
Person 1: Hey have you finished the sans fight
Person: No, but I have finished Undertale last breath
Person 1: IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TOO HARD TO BEAT
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Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)
'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'
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Obama (Obama) (real) (gone wrong) Calling Obama's last name at 3AM (Barack Obama shows up with Sussy Imposter) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME)
Obama's last name is: This word has been censored for safety purposes.
That is Obama's last name!
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