A soy boy
males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
Girl 1: โNoah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: โ yeah I bet his dick is so smallโ
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Has large puffy hair with glasses on, pretty skinny and is probably european, (mostly Italian), loves to talk about italian food and has pretty bad grades. He has the smallest dick in the world...
Your dick looks kinda like Noah's
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A very annoying boy that doesn't leave Kathryn alone. He "Taunts" her by calling her Mrs. Youtube. He also loves Maggie but is to scared to admit it. They eventually get married. Then they have 6 children. But Noah works as a dumpster person. So he can't take care of Maggie and their children. But Maggie is a famous artist. So she then saves the family with her rich paying job. Noah is now a stay at home dad. His hair is not so great either. So Maggie had to use all of the money for Noah's hair products. But good thing Maggie and Noah's kids have maggies hair. Which makes the kids a lot better looking. Maggie & Noah living happily ever after.
noah is a bully that calls kathryn mean names
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Noah is the embodiment of herpes. When taking it from behind he oozes with homemade nutty fudge. In the monsoon season Noah likes to spend his time isolated with animals. Like the woman who was raped by a horse, Noah also enjoys the feeling of horse semen sloshing around his distended anal region, of course he does them two by two, hoorah hoorah!
A term that has recently been associated with the name is "No-mo" This describes an action which makes you look and sound like a prick.
Arg - "I spy with my little eye something beginning with K"
Noah - "Cup"
Arg- "Oh no! you've had a No-mo you cunt!""
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