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Norrie is the biggest slacker known. He displays no sense of self-worth and takes pride in absolutely nothing. Tends to blame others for his short comings. Unable to sustain long term relationships secondary to wondering eye syndrome.
Norrie is a penny pincher.
Norrie Joe is a balding Rusty lover.
The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
He is a guy who can be trusted by anyone. Girls think he is gorgeous and love that his uncle is Chuck Norris. Girls love him so much they doodle his last name with their first name while they day dream. His huge heart and charismatic personality pull people to him. His future wife is one lucky lady!
Look at that hot guy over there! That MUST be a sam norris.
A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland
Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.
Fat ass mother fucking jelly roll with a capital "J" having ass killing pp skin sucking licking gay ass bitch with no mf friends who is overLOADED with ice cream and pizza rolls and fucking haters heretical aesthetic etiquette details ripple affect jelly rolls with a capital "J" sound having pp tickling ass hole. GAY
FUK Logan Rhet Norris
a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.
They are going for it and chucking norris.
They had no chance but sure chucked norris.