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The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
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poop pants do that dance do the dance of the poop e pee pants dance
Look and Kody Allen Hill over there he is doing the poop pants dance
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Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.
"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."
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Boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. Can make an average girl look hot. And a hot girl into Megan Fox. And so on. They contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. To girls that love attention, buy these pants!
Man....look at that chick over there. -Jason
Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob
No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason
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pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?
NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
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A term used to describe pants made for women or girls worn by emo, scene, or skater boys. Hardcore devotees to this fashion wear their little sisters pants.
The guy wearing girl pants has a nice ass
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When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out
Kayleigh: hey Cory
Cory: Hey Kayleigh, nice pants
Kayleigh: Thank you i got them blah blah blah
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