Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnmmm did you see Patrick aherne over there
the hottest man in IT, hands down. Basically the new chad
"Bro that dudes a total patrick hockstatter!"
A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.
-Who is that in the corner over there?
-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.
An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.
Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.
Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
Boobies on Patrick Star’s body.
Patrick Boobies are cool!
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