When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*
The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!
Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.
She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.
Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.
when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”