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When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.
That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!
A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.
My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...