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when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want
-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
Enjoying a dutch bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.
Hey, wanna go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers.
When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all
// example of public static void main string args
import java.util.scanner;
public class Main {
private int num = 4;
public static void main(String args) {
Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Enter Name: ");
String name = inp.nextLine();
System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");
}
}
A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up
Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man
A person who publicly urinates. Self explanitory.
Jocelyn is a public urinator.
Becoming so extremely intoxicated that you completely blackout, commit at minimum 1 felony, and are in jail <<or>> about to enter court and be sentenced to prison before you're coherent and functionally sober enough to find out what felony/felonies you are being charged with.
"I indeed went "up the road Cisco", for 5 years, after sobering up and finding out I was in jail with a felony induced by Public Intoxifcation."
" Public Intoxification "