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When a gay kid calls out a arrogant kid for being scum in the card game called mafia.
I have the Dom read.
You do?
Yeah kill him!
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Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.
I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.
"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.
Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.
When you read at every available opportunity cause you are on a deadline to finish a book
It's December, so I'm panic reading to meet my Goodreads goal.
A point to where a person's tapeline is so messed up it can be anywhere ,hinting to the first part of The Reading Rainbow theme song " I CAN GO ANYWHERE....."
People who dye their tapeline like the colors on a rainbow , Usually on accident.
Jaylon: Nigga you got dat Reading Rainbow Tapeline it's saying " I CAN GO ANYWHERE!!"
Jenny: Uhh DAMN GURL YO GOT GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND BLUE ON YOUR TAPELINE!
WHAT THE HELL YOU DID MAKE YOURSELF A READING RAINBOW TAPELINE?!