Red Coat

in reference to a girl who will under no circumstances cheat or even betray the trust of her boyfriend, husband, or partner.

the term is a reference to the American revolution and the Red coat loyalists, who remained on the side of the British during the period leading up to the United States independence.

Greg: Damn, Jenna is hot as shit. I bet you by the end of the night i'll have hit that.

Harvey: Unlikely, she has a boyfriend.

Greg: That didn't stop me last weekend with Laura.

Harvey: True, but Jenna's a red coat.

Greg: Fuuuuccckk

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red lobster

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

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uv red

Cherry flavored vodka that tastes exactly like cough syrup.

Little kid: "Mommy, I have a sore throat, can I have some UV Red?"

Mom: "Yes, dear, you know where it is."

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red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

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red zone

A girl's vagina while she's on her period.

Mike didn't get any action last night from Erin, she doesn't allow any red zone play while Aunt Flo is in town.

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Red Wave

When a close group of girls sync their periods, which can be quite dangerous for everyone else.

"I sense a disturbance in the force. I think a red wave is coming. Avoid Stacy and all of her friends for the next week or so.

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Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.

Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.