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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN
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We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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shrimp oluf is the term for a small man that is beginning to have trouble with the size of his manly member. quote on quote "it shrinks in to the skin" said oluf this term is there for used as an insult for having a little guy.
smaller than a Shrimp!?! you have a shrimp oluf.
Under aged girl: its smaller than a shrimp, that must be a Shrimp oluf SUS EDITION
Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.
When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.
Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.