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When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out
Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!
A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."
"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."
Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.
The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.
Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.
A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico