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Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.
“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”
How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:
*12 year old boy tries to act 14*
You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.
Example B:
Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.
You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.
*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"
Example C:
Person: Laura you're being a bitch.
You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
A Thick or Fat Girl With Big Boobs & Big Ass
Girl you better slow down on that eating before you turn into a turkey mama
That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.
That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!